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A little monster was learning to play the
violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother.
'You
should be on the radio,' said his brother.
'You think I'm that
good?'
'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I
could
switch you off !
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When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what
should you do?
Take the words right out of his mouth.
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The Spanish explorers went round the world in
a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile !
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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.
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Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie
!
Carrie who ?
Carrie me home, I'm tired !
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Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He
was fed up with other people.
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Why did Davy Crockett always
wear a
coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!
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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an
elephant ?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers
!
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Q: What directions did the
ghost give the
goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an
elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when
she sits on
the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are
family...!"
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It's
not true that married men live
longer than single men. It only seems
longer.
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IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken:
Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did.
Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . .
.
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His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I
bet she marked them "second class male !"
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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book
mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
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Mother: Did you
enjoy the school outing,
dear ?
Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow.
Mother: Really ?
Why's that ?
Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
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